DRINKING IS GOOD FOR YOU

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Hrm.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

I am sad because people make me such beautiful, wonderful fanarts and I cannot repay them nor can I make fanarts for other people.

Like

My talents include being semi kinda good with my voice, maybe, idfk, and I suppose I can write kinda good too sometimes, but

How do I do the fanarts…???

  1. bitteroath said: slow like ur TUBMLR
  2. bitteroath answered: u r dumb stupid englis maN YOU AR THE SLOW 1
slow like honey being poured over a lovely stack of cinnamon pancakes just freshly made and delicately placed on my plate



I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Is anyone else’s Tumblr loading really, really slowly recently? Or is it just me?

It takes less than 30 seconds and less than 10 clicks to do all 4 links…PLEASE help dogs and cats in shelters!!

crowdog66:

do-not-touch-my-food:

1 - gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click

2 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

3 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

4 - gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click

I’m not saying anybody HAS to do this, but it IS quick and easy. :) 

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

Britain in a nutshell.

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

Britain in a nutshell.

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

ebonydraygon:

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

drinkingisgoodforyou - how to freak out larpers

LARP plans to use against players 2k14

ebonydraygon:

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

drinkingisgoodforyou - how to freak out larpers

LARP plans to use against players 2k14

officialmadking:

i don’t understand the whole negative connotation and ‘girliness’ associated with diaries like we were in class reading about this guy who was the first american that reached the north pole or something and he mentioned his diary and some guys in the class snorted like this guy went to the fuckin north pole what are you fuckers doing pissing yourself over bra straps or some shit